Puns - Feb 2014
Puns of February 2014
- Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
- The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
- It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
- I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
- I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
- Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
- I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
- There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
- An instructor at an ice cream parlor is a sundae school teacher.
- Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
- I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
- To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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